1. danielleorama:

You like guys? You like beards? Boom!

    danielleorama:

    You like guys? You like beards? Boom!

    21 hours ago  /  39 notes  /  Source: danielleorama

  2. singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

    singingsh0wtunes:

    subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

    (via daddywhorebucks)

    22 hours ago  /  114,489 notes  /  Source: singingsh0wtunes

  3. me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!

    me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad

    me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

    22 hours ago  /  85,878 notes  /  Source: dwightschruting

  4. cosbyykidd:

    thuglifeandhackysacks:

    queeniman:

    Realtor: A massacre happened in this area….300 people died..

    White person: Sell me the house.

    Realtor: …are you sure?

    White person: I’ll pay triple.

    Realtor: The pervious 5 owners have all come up missing

    White person: Do you prefer cash or check?

    (via daddywhorebucks)

    22 hours ago  /  1,973 notes  /  Source: queeniman

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    22 hours ago  /  115,711 notes  /  Source: jessiedoodles

  6. My rat Daisy is doing really bad and God im so upset. I hope you make it to the morning my little princess.

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  7. officerlollipop:

I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

    officerlollipop:

    I think I just made this guy rethink his sexuality by pretending to be a drag queen.

    (via i-am-the-gypsy-danger)

    22 hours ago  /  75,151 notes

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  9. Both My Parents Were Surgeons And I Used To Talk To Furniture

    sixpenceee:

    Another great reddit no sleep story. 

    This one will really shock you.

    by reddit user invictus1988

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    1 day ago  /  25,507 notes  /  Source: sixpenceee

  10. fileformat:

do u understand how much this means

    fileformat:

    do u understand how much this means

    (via brittitkittycat)

    2 days ago  /  43,604 notes  /  Source: fuckyeahlavernecox

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  14. How is his ass better than mine. Pls.

    How is his ass better than mine. Pls.

    (via daddywhorebucks)

    2 days ago  /  663 notes  /  Source: menandsuch

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    2 days ago  /  663 notes  /  Source: menandsuch