1. farfaduvet:

    ollivander:

    ollivander:

    Oh my god my prof is late and everyone is chilling and suddenly someone yelled “WHO HAS POKEMON” AND THE CLASS EXPLODED

    image I’m in college

    image

    (via diives)

    1 day ago  /  243,225 notes  /  Source: ollivander

  2. tastefullyoffensive:

[explosm]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [explosm]

    1 day ago  /  9,220 notes  /  Source: explosm

  3. i hate the gays
    – me, a fellow gay (via zachsgay)

    (via daddywhorebucks)

    1 day ago  /  2,710 notes

  4. tastefullyoffensive:

[paintraincomic]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [paintraincomic]

    1 day ago  /  8,921 notes  /  Source: paintraincomic.com

  5. [friends don't invite you to something]

    cr1tikal voice: alright I'll go fuck myself then

    1 day ago  /  17,075 notes  /  Source: officiallindsayjones

  6. pussymold:

Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve

    pussymold:

    Can I just tell you all about this one day I went to school and a girl who sat in front of me told me to look in her sleeve

    (via masquerade-teacups)

    1 day ago  /  185,177 notes  /  Source: pussymold

  7. danielleorama:

A really slimpl evning look you can do urslef

    danielleorama:

    A really slimpl evning look you can do urslef

    1 day ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: danielleorama

  8. slomps:

    slomps:

    slomps:

    Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

    So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

    And do I look hot

    (via littlegirl-whysosad)

    1 day ago  /  152,238 notes  /  Source: slomps

  9. humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

    humancomputer:

    If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

    (via masquerade-teacups)

    1 day ago  /  62,745 notes  /  Source: queenpalms

  10. (via masquerade-teacups)

    1 day ago  /  24,635 notes  /  Source: kewlbot

  11. kanayamarydayum:

the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared

    kanayamarydayum:

    the skeletons are evolving and we are not prepared

    (via masquerade-teacups)

    1 day ago  /  26,912 notes  /  Source: kanayamarydayum

  12. concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    spexote:

    what if after you die you get stats like

    words said total: 21,390,459

    pushups done: 1.3

    hours spent crying: 238

    1.3 pushups

    (via masquerade-teacups)

    1 day ago  /  250,311 notes  /  Source: spexote

  13. (via littlegirl-whysosad)

    1 day ago  /  12,037 notes  /  Source: iradicate

  14. yayahana:

    you: image

    me:

    image

    (via masquerade-teacups)

    1 day ago  /  2,004 notes  /  Source: yayahana

  15. tastefullyoffensive:

[lunarbaboon]

    tastefullyoffensive:

    [lunarbaboon]

    1 day ago  /  6,653 notes  /  Source: lunarbaboon